The Prophetess

I was approached by an aging artist outside of the Phillips de Pury art auction last Thursday. She asked for a cigarette, then informed me she didn’t smoke. She then reprimanded me for not lighting the cigarette for her. I lit it, then took hold of her umbrella as well. The very weight of the looming black wired monstrosity looked as if it would crush her tiny frame. We talked for only the duration of our cigarettes. By the end we had exchanged contact information.

I went on a location scout today for a shoot my company is about to embark on. We needed a gallery and I knew Ruth had one. I called her and she told me to stop by immediately. Thirty minutes later I stood on her front stoop on 14th Street. She noticed me from the window and motioned for me to enter.

Her space is a large studio gallery. In the main room the walls are covered, almost every inch, with paintings. There was a subtle shimmer to all her work. The room glowed as the light lazily reacted to hues of subdued foil. Interspersed between the more modern works were classic images of Christ and the Virgin Mary. All functioned harmoniously. The modern art, in essence, was the landscape halo for the religious pieces.

Her first words: “boy why have you been crying?” It reminded me immediately of Peter Pan. I didn’t answer. I hadn’t been crying in at least a day. But when I had been, the tears had been so abundant and unending that I still feel as if I have depleted a great reserve. This has been a week of change, atop two other weeks of change. With such uncertainty and fear of loss, tears were an acceptable reaction.

Ruth and I had never touched upon anything in my life in our previous conversation. But, she took liberty now. “You looked fresh last time I saw you. Fresh in many ways. Devilish even I’d say. And now you look weak and your eyes look tired. I give you the benefit of the doubt that it isn’t drugs.” And she winked. “Love traveled a great distance. Oh, it is a beautiful boy. You are a romantic. An idealist. How sweet. Let’s smoke.”

I offered her a cigarette and lit it in her dry, bone hands. She sat down and introduced me to her two cats, one black and one white. She explained her paintings to me. We discussed business some. Then I told her I had to return to my office.

Her cigarette had gone out. She stood up and pushed the cats aside. She offered to show me her private art collection. I heeded. When we reached the Mapplethorpe I informed her of my obsession with his photos. She sighed. “You would have loved Robert, and chances are he would have taken you with him. He took my best friend, Sam. They were lovers. I introduced them and now they’re dead. It was the last time I ever introduced a couple. But Robert took others with him as well. Perhaps he knew he had it, but he would put on his leather outfit and bring his camera and boys like you would follow. They followed perhaps too far. You share his birthday, November 4th. So did Sam. You are all very similar, but Robert was a maniac. Don’t be.”

She bent over and lit her cigarette by her stovetop. Her hair was faded, but kept its ginger in the healthy light from her rear windows.

“Love for the person, not their art. You do this with the one that you cry for. But really, you look so sad. Time is time, distance is distance. People are perhaps anything but people. Grow little boy because the others in your life will not wait. And stop drinking and smoking too much because it just makes you look worse.”

We had reached her door.

“Call me later and we will talk about how much money this space should rent for and how many of your people we can fit here.”

I told her I would. She ushered me out and I wrote this all down.

Published in:  on May 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm Leave a Comment

Seasonal Changes, etc.

At night, when it’s as dark as the city can be, you smell the onset of climatic change. Now, as I’m peering out my rear window at the woman shaving her legs and the man reading in bed, I am deeply breathing in the scent of fair weather. It is in the air, for sure. Fleeting, but as with everywhere else, you can smell the seasons. In my opinion, of course, it’s always best at night.

Published in:  on April 28, 2009 at 4:57 am Leave a Comment

Nick and Oscar Wilde; The Homeless Woman and Me

I had a roommate my senior year of college who is perhaps the only person with a lyrical lunacy a bit more extreme than mine.

We had a goodnight song which we sang in harmony, every night before bed, to one another. We were an odd pairing, but we got on, as my mother would say, “famously.” The greatest debt I owe to Nick stems from when he rescued me from a homeless woman.

I was intrigued by a ratty fur coat, bug-eye glasses garnished woman who was roving the Fordham campus. I initiated a dialogue with her and soon discovered she was recently homeless and searching campus to poach up a student who would write her manifesto. I had nothing to do with the early part of the day so I offered my services. Together, in my moleskine, we spent hours drafting notes on the exorbitant real estate prices in her home: the Upper West Side. We sat out on Fordham’s front plaza. Many of my friends passed and later would confess that they thought the woman was my grandmother. She smelled, weakly. It was spring and there was no need for a fur coat. She, like a few other people I’ve encountered, closely resembled the Penguin villain from Batman.

When it came time for class, I told her I would type up the document and print it for her – and that we should meet in the future. I was quite vague. As foul as it sounds, I had what I wanted – a story with the headline “I Wrote a Homeless Woman’s Manifesto!”

After my class ended, I received a phone call – from the woman. While I was in class she walked around the front patio asking anyone and everyone if they knew me. When she found someone who did, she took their cell phone and called. At this point, I realized our relationship had become strained. I met her out front once more. She was in an addled state, manic. She asked me if I had typed up her document. I told her that I was in class and wasn’t able to. It was no more than an hour and fifteen minutes later and I had expressly informed her before I left, where I was going. She impressed upon me the urgency for that document. Papers would publish it and we both would be famous.

I didn’t know how to get out of it.

I offered this woman a glimmer of hope. I texted Nick, “help. i’m out front of Fordham. quickly.” He responded that he would be there immediately.

I tried to calm the woman. I knew I couldn’t let her into the building. I told her I just needed time. She wasn’t hearing it. She began telling me observations she had made about myself:

“The girls that ogle you as we sat and made work, you glanced back at them. They are devils and will ruin your career.”

“Your attention is drawn everywhere. We must focus on the task at hand.”

“You understood me (and I did, I knew exactly the heart of her manifesto. She was right about certain things) and together we can change the status quo.”

Then I saw Nick. I felt tremendous relief. He walked toward me and grinned broadly and then walked right past. My heart sank and I was trapped once more. Then I received another text message: “i can’t man. i’ll laugh. what have you gotten yourself into?!” I responded, “please.”

The woman went on a tirade about technology distracting me from the human interaction we were having. Then Nick arrived once more.

“David, you are needed inside. You’ve been busted for plagiarism!” were his words. He later explained that the only way he could think to loose me from this was to portray me as an embarrassment to this woman. I explained to her that I had to leave. It was urgent. She dug deeper. Said cruel things. And when I gave up no ground she asked for my writing. “It was your hand, but they are my words.”

I have a hang up about ripping pages from my journals. I almost considered staying, making an arrangement – offering any other alternative. Instead, I ripped out 8 pages, handed them over and walked off with Nick. He found it all very funny. That was our relationship.

Yesterday, I was scouring all the shifted files in my desktop and discovered this anecdote that I typed up when he woke me from my sleep in the middle of the night. This offers insight on Nick the individual, as opposed to Nick my friend. These are his words exactly:

“I was asleep in my dorm and Oscar Wilde showed up and I said “Hey aren’t you dead?” And he said no man I am alive and well. And the next thing I knew I had a snowcone and let me tell you it was melting fast! And that is why I can’t read the Importance of Being Earnest without cringing.”

I’m really not sure what this means. I am also positive Nick has no idea what it means. However, he is capable of doing something that many others cannot: earnestly offend and entertain without controversy. He was a good roommate and remains a good friend. And I do still owe him for saving me that day

Published in:  on April 24, 2009 at 7:34 pm Comments (1)

Greener Media.

A Note From A Friend at an affiliate company:

Dear Friends, Fans, and Countrymen,

My video “Magical Cure” for Stand Up To Cancer was officially nominated for a 2009 Webby Award, the leading international award honoring excellence on the Internet. As a Webby Award nominee, the video is also eligible to win a Webby People’s Voice Award, which is voted online by the global Web community.

Please register and vote for it here: http://pv.webbyawards.com/ Magical Cure can be found in the Public Service and Activism Category of the Online Film & Video Ballot.

Just to note my video is up against Edward Norton’s Bag the Bag PSA and is currently in 4th place so please tell your friends and any other large blog communities to vote for me and also my good friend Dennis Liu who is also nominated in the Best Video Mashup/Remix Category for his “Apple Mac Music Video”

Voting ends April 30th so please cast your ballot today!

In other news: my video production company Greener Media (www.greenermedia.com) will be coming out with new videos for the Sustainable South Bronx and the Green Apple Festival in the next month, and we’re just finishing up a branded entertainment piece we’d like to pitch to Seventh Generation – so any contacts there would be appreciated.

As I’m also in charge of new business development for Greener we are always looking for new clients – so if you or anyone you know is in the need of video work or perhaps some website design send them my way at: jesse@greenermedia.com

Thanks so much in advance and look forward to announcing the win of my first Webby Award.

All the best,

Jesse

Published in:  on April 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm Leave a Comment

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Tiny Spaces

My younger brother and I could often be found in large boxes as children. We were both small for our age. It birthed in us an appreciation for spaces built for just our build. Closets were a great play place. Shrubbery that subtly umbrellad. Crawl spaces, preferably dank and dark. These were our forts, our homes. We were mousy explorers. We were creek kids as well and large stones provided hiding places or action figure burial grounds. Crags, in areas of the rivers where the water had carved deeper into the sediment, were ideal. They offered natural treasures, you know, shit that sparkled. Mica, garnet, etc. Stones in the beds of Connecticut soil.

When indoors, we were engineers if need be. Blankets, couch and chair parts, and miscellaneous household goods were all used to fashion rooms more our size. But it was the box, that very rare large box that comes with the purchase of a new washing machine or television, power wheels or curio cabinet, that held most value.

It could be completely enclosed. It could be punctured and folded. Carried to new locations. Its brown walls could have been wigwam interiors, or furs stretched across a birch frame somewhere in the Arctic Circle. On occasion one could fit the two of us and our other mousy friends, but mostly, it was about independence. We were wolves. Pack animals sure, but with an appreciation for loneliness. It was a declaration of home or den. Ownership.

I recently crafted a new tiny space for myself and I adore it. It is mine. My dream corner. My privacy. My walls.

I guess now it is time to puncture things and howl.

Published in:  on March 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm Comments (1)

On Lunch

Is where I am right now. It appears that I’ve been on lunch regarding this blog for a long while.

The difficulty here, is that when I spend so much time gathering stories to share, I don’t really have time to share them. From the crunch of time I spent before losing a new and tremendously important friend to Paris, all the way to last night’s Lower East Side trounce with TT and these cool kids that are my Nouvelle Vague, I have been nonstop for over a month. I’ve seen my roommates only as apparitions in the early morning, exchanging pleasantries. If the situations were all base and superficial, I’d feel depressed. However, I have been scouring my crowds for genuine and engaging contact… and finding it to be there.

I am severely sleep deprived, hiding under my coat so that I don’t actually have to go out to lunch but can enjoy it here, and questioning a lot of my recent behavior.

I’ll be St. Patricking all weekend in Buffalo with Maggie Shea. In addition to the joy I am experiencing over seeing her, I also feel relief finally to be stepping away from New York City; and bare secret motives to learn once more how to be a good person and reinstill some of my little-kidisms. That is the fun Maggie and I have, the kind that springs from a fort of our own creation or the discovery of shared treasures.

The current over stimulation I am going through, without exorcising the lessons and experiences onto the page, has caused me to be a chatter box. I’ve spilled my spirit and energy and even decency rather frequently.

Time once more to place myself in the throws of my artistic outlet.

Published in:  on March 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm Leave a Comment

Oscillator Emancipator

The blog posts here vary from prewritten selections, to planned, or spur of the moment. I’ve posted two in the past two days, after almost a week of accruing planned posts. Rather than edit and post the rest of what I am sitting on, I want to address two conversations I’ve had tonight.

First, Alyse posted this quote on her blog: “I’m a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won’t.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald. I don’t really know Alyse. I know her brothers. I was a fixture at Evan’s during highschool. I lived with Brandon in college. Alyse and I never talked, save for random bits of nonsense I’d throw at her and her friends when I felt like they were occupying my space and time.

Regardless, this has been a year of new friends. A frightening thing. Mia noticed that being what Malcolm Gladwell calls “a connector” requires that I have a constant in-flow of passionate and fresh relationships. I guess I live this. I do long for the older ones though, wishing right now for both my mother to be in Connecticut and Maggie to answer her phone.

Rambling, rambling.

Alyse asked me where my tedium was. I am not one for tedium, meaning my life is constantly moving and I don’t associate tedium with how I behave. I spent forty minutes doing the dishes, but there was a musical and thoughtful quality to the experience. It wasn’t tedious. It was enjoyable. I was doing it for me as much as my roommate. I felt like I was offering the room something. I took care to conserve water and destroy every speck that clung to our dinnerware. I basked in the contribution that was my chore.

What requires work for me, then? I love my job. I am surrounded by great people. I care devoutly about what I do. That isn’t tedium. It is my survival. My friends, they require attention. That isn’t something they ask of me. That is something I understand and long to consistently deliver. Nothing tedious there. I smile when I reach out just to say hello. I live for being able to come to their aid. When I am sought out I adore it.

What I find tedious, but what is irrevocably me: emotions. Alyse documented my mood swings on Friday. She mentioned that I change moods quicker than anyone else she knows. As I’ve talked about, this is due to rapid cycling. I am extremes, if not one end then the other and sometimes within moments. Only exhaustion has a way of tethering me to normalcy. Emotions are a tedious chore for me. They, however, fuel absolutely everything that I do and every interaction I have. I am not ambivalent.

And my opinion of the Fitzgerald quote: be afraid.

The second conversation was with my friend Lauren. She had found my location on google Latitude, something I will reject you on if you try to find me with. I was at 14th Street. She was close by. I was with Paul so I didn’t really look at my phone, despite waiting for a text from Winona regarding Marc Jacobs. We didn’t get in. Standing room was removed and I wasn’t alerted. When this happens, the list is double checked. We were put on by a friend at the company that manages the list. This is my secret. This is how I finagle fashion week. Anyway, this particular list then gets sent to Marc Jacobs and uncomfirmed names get chopped. Now I know.

I fought very hard and then made text messages to anyone and everyone that could rescue us. Paul went to Starbucks and I smoked with Michael Pitt at the designer/model entrance. We share two close friends and he sensed my need, but really, at the Armory, there is nothing that can be done. If it had just been me, this wouldn’t have been a terrible let down. As Paul was with me, magic was required. He deserves nothing shy of it. I am really capable of pulling off a great deal. And tonight  I failed. I pulled him from class and let him down. I had no magic. I was just David. We went to Trader Joe’s. Lauren alerted me she knew I was by.

At home, reviewing my BBMs and SMSs I found her message. I asked her how she was. She responded: at the moment or in general? I told her I didn’t believe in “in general.” Now, I have to ask myself: do I believe this? My favorite question to ask of people is are you happy? I suppose this confirms my opinion, but not truth. I know people that are generally happy. I’ve seen them, conversed with them and even befriended them. I love some of them. This, however, is not how I function. I am a moment to moment, case to case person. My default is not a happiness setting. My default is neutral and everything else is in reaction. I spend very little time in neutral. Thus, my heightened life and my skepticism toward those generally happy folk.

Perhaps they should be writing a blog for me.

Somewhere I read the phrase oscillator emancipator. I think it was regarding music. I may have made this up? Anyway, the trade for an emotional oscillation emancipation would be the sacrifice of my art and lifestyle. So rather than search for an article on being generally happy, I’ll strive for magic and deal with let down. I’ll continue to ask “are you happy?” I’ll value the answer and let the answer effect me, as I do with everything else of value.

Published in:  on February 17, 2009 at 5:45 am Comments (1)

Antics, Valentine’s Day, Watchmen

So this past week was rather antic filled.

Monday night saw Robert and I grace the Eldridge, Antiik and Beatrice. It was a terrible way to start a week. I was almost not rested for work on Tuesday. However, not only did I manage, I’d argue this was my company’s most successful week. We had a clear and clearly defined course of action. We met. We executed. We sought information and applied. It was a great week.

Tuesday was Anchor Bar and I have great hope for the future of this party. This is an opportunity for Chris, Chris and myself to introduce artists to the world. To our community. To expand our community. All while having fun. Anchor Bar opened its doors only to us and our friends. It was a great party.

Wednesday, to be honest, I’m not sure I remember at this juncture. I am living a very sleepy Sunday right now and forty minutes spent doing the dishes has drained me. Thursday night was Zombie’s at Pratt. They will sneak up on you and then knock you into a half-life oblivion. From there: Maritime Hotel, as well as Kiss & Fly. Lydia Hearst wrote in the book that I picked up yesterday that Kiss & Fly is one of her favorites. I know why. We all did a great job and had a wonderful crowd.

Friday was a more real sort of fun for me. I entertained at home. With Paul and Crissy, Kindall and her sister, Alyse and Sean… as well as my roommates we cooked and ate a Friday the 13th dinner. Together we destroyed six bottles of wine. I put on, for only the fourth time in my existence (!) a dress and played with Star Wars action figures. I got very depressed for some reason. This happens when I get overly performative and have polished off a bottle of wine myself.

Afterward, I scooted down to The Box, but was there thirty minutes before the rest of my party. I was too early for the show, so I ambled around, spoke to the bathroom attendant and chatted with my friend Janet. The rest of my party, when they arrived, were told that they needed to pay fifty dollars each cover charge. We chose not to stay. Robert went home. My other friends and I saw JUSTICE at Webster Hall, then went to Le Royale. I was still depressed from the end of my homemade party.

I’ve never truly enjoyed Valentine’s Day. There has always been a snag, or a let down. This year was different. From the moment my Valentine accepted me, I knew the occasion needed thought. It all executed perfectly. All of the elements were a surprise to him. We attended Dr. Sketchy’s burlesque drawing class. I sensed he would like it and was greatly relieved that he truly did. I was out of my comfort zone. I do not like to be bad at things and I cannot draw to save my life. But I had so much fun and was with the one person I wanted to be with. It was fantastic. From there, we went to Red Bamboo. My Valentine is a vegatarian so I thought this would be the perfect location… and I had been craving vegan wings since November 4th. I wasn’t prepared for the wait, so we ordered and then ate at my secret downtown hiding spot. It was all perfect for me. We then parted ways. I napped and we met up once more to do what we do best: dance.

At 4AM we ended up at the 10th precinct, but it was in support of friends. We were all there together. The hour or circumstance did not matter. I was simply happy. Then there was Brooklyn and finally brunch. Thank you, Valentine, for that day; for being a first once more.

Since, I’ve been reading Watchmen. It was a gift over a year ago. Pressure from multiple close friends and the exquisite media attention finally urged me to open it. It is an absolute masterpiece. The art and copy are both profound. One page draws you to the next as you are swallowed whole by all of the characters. It is a swirling mass of steampunk hysteria. (I think steampunk means… well, anacronystic? As in, this takes place during a third Nixon term in a similar but not exact New York City. Hmm, anacronystic is not the word. But the definition I gave is mildly correct.) It now stands as one of my favorite literary works. Erstwhile, it stands as one of my favorite artworks. Hopefully, it will also grace the top of my favorite cinema list. A creation so potent might be very easy to fuck up while transitioning to a new media. I beg that this not be the case.

Published in:  on February 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm Leave a Comment

Fashion Week: Furstenberg

The Diane von Furstenberg show ran an hour and thirty minutes late today. The show itself was under ten minutes long. None of us might ever see those outfits outside of that runway. This is Fashion Week, however. I respect the designer tremendously and worked with the people at DVF while helping dress Robin Wright Penn for the Cannes Film Festival.

Fortunately, I had both a gift bag and a seat to keep me sane during the wait. My seat, although far back, provided a perfect view of almost all in attendance. (There was a back to back center aisle right on the runway. Clearly, I could only see one side.) But that wait, that hour and a half before the models walk, that is the real show. It, in essence, is what Fashion Week is about. I went alone today, which meant I could truly take advantage. I was forced to communicate. Hand out my card. Find out why everyone else was there. Chat about Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn. I eavesdropped, talked fashion and Barbie. For some odd reason, I was a part of the fashion community.

The lights dimmed. The models walked. I oscillated between thinking DVF was still a visionary – binding something that felt traditional with dreamful haute couture, and believing her slightly out of touch. The dark browns and blues were lovely. The animal print and product garments where exquisite. The hats, however, these organic mossy knit numbers, kept not one foot on the ground. And because of that, because they weren’t for me what I associate with Diane von Furstenberg, they flopped. It was quite the spectacle though and to see the beautiful designer walk down the runway afterward, stopping only to grab hold of Diana Ross and collect flowers from her grandchildren, was momentous.

All together, the runway show was good verging on great. The experience, however, was spectacular.

And Diane Sawyer is hot.